Lame, Lame, Lame Jokes

Some are pretty good.

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Some of the lamest jokes of all time!
What do massage therapists eat for dinner? Spa-ghetti.
Whats brown and sticky? A stick.
Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!
Why was the chicken happy? Everything was eggcellent.
What do you call a video of pedestrians? Footage.
Why do fish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze.
What’s the strongest bird? A crane.
What insect is good at math? An account-ant.
What wobbles as it flies? A jelly-copter.
Now for one of my favorite:
What happened to the wooden car made of wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
It wooden go!!!

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